Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
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- Other people:wow what a perfect morning for a run
- Me:wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
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niggawitdreadz:
niggawitdreadz:
niggawitdreadz:
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from

give me ya money lil nigga
to

son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame

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If you’re reading this right now, you’re not having sex either.
chevycountrygirl:
girlslovesextoo:
:(
Only because, I just did.
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Confession
redneckbeaut:
I’d rather live in a small house with a big yard than a big house with a small yard.
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- me:hey mum, lets say you die.
- mum:ok
- me:if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be?
- mum:
- mum:you
- mum:If I'm going down I'm taking you with me
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